When they do the honours list, where oh where is our man Zip Tie?
Think of the good he has done for society, there for you for that quick fix - there is little he cannot be pressed into action to mend.
Whilst we're on the subject, I would also put forward his cousin, Gaffa Tape, for similar services rendered to the nation.
Arise, Sir Knights of the Bodge!
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